MEDICALLY NECESSARY (Lyrics)  If You Choose Rock 'n Roll - Wine Coolers - Pay For Your Tacos Quickly and Securely- Look Before You Leap - Robot Armor - Love Triangle Point A - Hentai is XXXpensive - The Devil's in Love - What a Meal - There's a Dog on the Rug - Up For Grabs - Blackout (Stooges Version) - Love Triangle Point B - 5-HTP Nation - More Time For MySpace - This is My Bedroom - Steve Austin Ripped Off Bigfoot's Arm - I Second That Emoticon - You Wish I Were a Nympho - Love Triangle Point C - Gimme Another Petit-Four If You Choose Rock 'n Roll (Reprise)
If You Choose Rock 'n Roll If you choose rock 'n roll You choose excitement You choose glamour You choose fame But if you choose rock 'n roll You choose loneliness the rest of your life
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Wine Coolers I like Wine Coolers Like all the old schoolers Chillin' out, watchin' Ferris Bueller's Day Off Don't say I better lay off I drink the coolers, man it's gonna pay off Now - the time I'm gonna fess up How - quickly I get messed up My metabolism's lightning fast like being hit by a torpedo blast Tolerance - I don't hardly got none With a body weight that's such a hot one 115 - and here's the shock half of that is in my cock This shit is sweet like fuckin' Kool-aid But not the kind you have at school age I keep a case in my trunk That's right punk, I'm always crunked! Well I like Wine Coolers Well I drink Wine Coolers Yeah I like Wine Coolers I drink Bartles and Jaymes to fulfill my aims it's one drink but got two names other times, I go with Seagrams ah snap, nothing rhymes with Seagrams Let's see, my favorite's gotta be the one they call Strawberry Daquiri and I really like Fuzzy Navel but too much and I'm under the table Paradise Punch, drink me a bunch sometimes I have me some with my lunch I don't really like Calypso Colada But I guess I'll drink it if I gotta Apple Passion, always in fashion Yeah! and if I gots me the cash then I think I'll get a case of Blue Hawaiian Give me the courage of a Goddamn lion Shall I open up a can of whupass? Damn skippee I thought that you were gonna pass Don't feel aloof and if you want the truth Wine Coolers make me feel bulletproof! Well I like Wine Coolers Yeah I drink Wine Coolers Yeah I like Wine Coolers I think I'll have another drinky, it will make me want to do some kinky shit Girl gimme some more of that happy juice that'll get me feeling really nice and loose from my head way down to my rear end then I'll be your bend-over boyfriend Then between your legs I lurk but cunnilingus is thirsty work I got a 7 to release I'll drink a cooler while you watch it increase that's right, how you like that sight? I drank the drink, now I can go all night Well I like wine coolers Yes I drink wine coolers Yeah I like wine coolers After one, I'm a lot more fun After two, I'm ready for you After three, I can barely see and then I gots ta go out and take a massive pee wine coolers make me holy like a Buddhist They make me want to join a nudist colony make me lose all of my modesty after all, honesty is the best policy wine coolers are phat, they're all that they get me hot like turning up the thermostat Yeah, you got wine coolers here? Shit...I guess I'll have a beer But I like wine coolers Yes I drink wine coolers I like wine coolers the rest of your life
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Pay For Your Tacos Quickly and Securely Thank you for choosing Taco Bell Thank you for using Paypal
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Look Before You Leap You're feeling down cuz the magic is gone but you can't bring it back by yourself it takes two not to screw something up so there's nothing you can do to help and when you try to remember what you've done all you've got to do is go back to square one You've gotta look before you leap the water looks shallow but it's really too deep You're feeling lost cuz once you felt whole but now you just feel alone denial won't get you too far are you better off back on your own?
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Robot Armor If your robot could talk, then your robot would ask for robot armor You say you're sad cuz someone took a piss on your robot You're feeling down, feeling down and you're not feeling so hot cuz if it's true that robots make the world go 'round when robots get rusty they don't make a sound did you ever in your wildest dreams think that you would see your wildest dreams coming true? well if your robot could talk then your robot would ask for robot armor (2x) GO ROBOT! So get yourself some of that super sweet robot armor then when your robot's approached by some piss taking farmer that piss will run right down to the floor it won't fuck up your robot no more
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Love Triangle Point A It's not what I wanted, but it was it shouldn't have happened but it always does I wish that it had been just a wrinkle in time like a couple of words that try so hard to rhyme there were some things I'd like to keep they're all just as broken and lying on the heap even though I said that I knew I was wrong it's hard to stop singing such a beautiful song I can't get what I want, I'll never get what I want Maybe I'll get used to it (4x) now it aches just like a sore what if, what if, what if once more put myself in your place but not for very long other things are pulling me and they are far too strong I had those things I sought but now it's all for naught Maybe I'll get used to it (4x)
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Hentai is XXXpensive Hentai is XXXpensive, I can't afford it it costs a lot to see some cartoon tit
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The Devil's In Love The devil's in love The devil's in love with you with competition like that I guess this means we're through The devil's in love The devil's in love with you well if he made you wanna hurt me then I guess his love is true Well I know that women like the bad boys well I know they like the rebel kind that's why I know that when I look that I will find The devil's in love, The devil's in love
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What a Meal What a meal, What a meal, a whole bowl of cereal (2x) When someone asks me what I like to eat I tell them what makes my dinnertime complete I've stopped eating all other food it's not uncivilized, it's not crude who needs the four food groups when you've got a big box of Fruit Loops What a meal, What a meal, a whole bowl of cereal (2x) I wanna make one thing perfectly clear I've got like fifty boxes of cereal here So I go and buy more at the store I fill my arms with Lucky Charms I gotta buy a bunch of Cap'n Crunch Cuz that's what I always have for lunch What a meal, What a meal, a whole bowl of cereal (2x) And when I finish all my Corn Pops, I'll get a prize if I mail in the box tops
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There's a Dog on the Rug There's a dog on the rug (8x) It's so good to have you here, it's so good to have you there It's so nice to see you here, it's so nice to see you there There's a dog on the rug (8x) It's so nice to have you here, it's so nice to have you there It's so good to see you here, it's so good to see you there
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Up For Grabs You wanna know more about me Well c'mon baybee get a grip I like to unwind after a hard day I like to relax when I'm feeling stiff And if-a you wanna know where I'm at If-a you're keeping tabs I'm up for grabs I don't know what time you get off if you need a ride it's easy said as done you know any time I'm goin' down well you can surely come And if-a you wanna know where I'm at If-a you're keeping tabs I'm up for grabs Yeah If you're wondering about the temperature I think it's likely you will sweat and if you're wondering about the weather I think you just may end up wet And if-a you wanna know where I'm at If-a you're keeping tabs I'm up for grabs I'm up for grabs I'm up for grabs I'm up for grabs
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Blackout (Stooges Version) I know a little...
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Love Triangle Point B I understood, I understand But I'd follow through on your command the attention you wanted, I'd gladly provide because after all, there it was inside I'd continue to wait cuz I knew you'd be here cuz we both needed more, so I knew you'd appear It's hard to take a step back, it's harder to walk away I'll think of you (8x) by the sound of it, people can tell that I'm going through my own personal hell and the next time I'm here for people to stare I'll have one about my latest despair cuz even all my bitterness won't help me ignore the thing I now miss
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5-HTP Nation Yeah-hah we're a 5-HTP nation So c'mon everybody c'mon and get your ration of 5-HTP Yeah-hah we're a 5-HTP nation So c'mon everybody c'mon and get your ration of 5-HTP If it can do it for you, it can do it for me, 5-HTP, 5-HTP (2x) Recommended dosage is one at mealtime you're gonna hit that high so join all the rest of the medicated nerds and give the 5-HTP a try If your urine is clear it means you're dying so get the color you need cuz if your urine is pure then you can't be really sure then so get yourself back up to speed!
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More Time For MySpace If I'd just lose my job I'd have more time for MySpace More time for MySpace, yeah If I'd just lose my job I'd have more time for MySpace More time for MySpace, yeah Then I could keep up with all my friend requests and I could take more personality tests Then I could post something else in my blog besides "I don't have time to keep a blog"
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This is My Bedroom This is my bedroom this is where I cry myself to sleep every night cuz you're not there when I turn out the light This is my pillow this is where I lie my head to dream my dreams of you but a dream is just a dream if it won't come true My brain makes a picture to show me what could be and I know it's not just fiction but it's still not reality This is my blanket this is what I use to try to keep from being cold but it's no use without you here to hold
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Steve Austin Ripped Off Bigfoot's Arm Steve Austin ripped off Bigfoot's Arm he caused it bodily harm Bigfoot howled as only a robot can his arm was ripped off by the Bionic Man The aliens went where Bigfoot lives they had ulterior motives Steve found the secret base he rescued a scientist or that may not be the case Steve Austin ripped Bigfoot's arm off My favorite actor is Boris Karloff that has nothing to do with this song Bigfoot's arm was four feet long
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I Second That Emoticon Well she backed me into a corner but I'm not, not gonna mourn her can't you see what I've been through yes I guess, I guess you do Well I wonder if maybe you'll take me from this sorrow to safety I don't need to feel secure I just need to be reassured That emoticon - it keeps shining on (2x)
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You Wish I Were a Nympho "You wish I were a nympho," she said. I said, "No, being a nympho means you're fucked up in the head." " I just want you to want me, I don't want you to want every other guy." " I don't want you to be a nympho, that's why."
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Love Triangle Point C I regret that I can't control myself but then I can't even control my mind it's like an itch that I cannot reach and no one can scratch it for me, either it sure seemed strange that you'd push yourself so hard so it only must have been worth it This happened once before it makes the bad things come then I can't think straight then I fall through the cracks the missing things, the stuff you said the hairlessness, the stuff I read the lies I knew were right in front of me I wish I wasn't so insane I wish I hadn't all the blame maybe I will never smile maybe I will never rise
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Gimme Another Petit-Four I like where you do your shopping I notice prices, they ain't a-dropping yeah you rock the dollar store rock-n-roll and all that jazz I like when it tastes all candy-ish like it's right out of the candy dish with lots of high fructose corn syrup like everything the dollar store has Gimme some more, gimme some more Gimme another petit-four, that you bought at the dollar store (2x)
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If You Choose Rock 'n Roll (Reprise) If you choose rock 'n roll You choose excitement You choose glamour You choose fame But if you choose rock 'n roll You choose loneliness the rest of your life