DYNAMITE PINK LADY! You blew a wad of cash on a mini-bar just to get me smashed... She knows how to mix it, she knows how to shake it and if it can be made, she's gonna make it she won't steal your wallet or take advantage of you She's making the drink, the one that is pink She's gonna make your dreams come true You make a dynamite pink lady a dynamite pink lady She's a dynamite girl

KISS ME MONSTER It's an ugly world, and evil lies behind beauty's eyes (4x) Hey! Kiss me monster, Kiss me monster Embrace me with false security Kiss me monster, Kiss me monster You may be a monster but I want you here with me It's a messed up mind that justifies it's own lamentful lies (4x) Hey! "Life is not important - Even if I hadn't known you, I'd have left this world"

X SAYS KZZZ "K says k. X says Kzzz".

GET A GRIP ON YOUR MIND (Writ: Steve Rose) Little Black Puppies that melt in your mouth and little black puppies when the couch doesn't function... And the fan that drifts across the room not by your hair but by the balloon that's attached to the dial and you're wearing a great big smile and I can't, I can't understand why It's raining and it's pouring in my eye I don't know, maybe there's time for anything that comes to my mind. Oh here look here's a fire extinguisher that's not really there but...oh I don't know. Ah, mountain dews cans, dr. pepper cans, budweiser cans...Sam I am! Green eggs and ham, green eggs and ham, yeah man. OOOH, get a grip on your mind!

HOPE FOR THE BEST You wonder how to know if it's real I don't know I only know how I feel I know you're feeling like it's all lost I know you're feeling like it's star-crossed But we've got me, we've got you We've got everything we need for a dream come true So forget about the rest and hope for the best Don't worry bout what they say cuz I'll be there come what may Forget about the future just face it if we're supposed to we'll make it Baybee let's think positively the glass ain't half empty it's half full it's three quarters full It's completely full

2,000 MILES 2.000 miles across the barren lands that's where my love's gone (2x) Well there's nothing to see and there's nothing to tell I'll sorry to disappoint you (2x) May as well as be, it may as well May as well as be, it may as well as be

VOICE MAIL I just got a voice mail and I want you all to know I just got a voice mail its from someone I don't know I just got a voice mail and it wasn't meant for me but I am so happy I am happy as can be Thank you whoever you may be Thank you for sending this to me I feel like I have a new friend I will have to listen to it again

AKA CASSIUS CLAY He's AKA Cassius Clay Also known as Muhammad Ali (2x) Muhammad Ali, Muhammad Ali Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand Muhammad Ali beats people up He's a very nice man

HERMBURGERS (ARE A GUY'S BEST FRIEND) Hermburgers are a guy's best friend (2x) On them you can depend They'll be there until the end So go out and spend spend spend your money on Hermburgers are a guy's best friend If your brother is down then extend a helping hand to him and lend him a hermburger that you can send, first class Hermburgers are a guy's best friend I shore don't need to pertend That from heaven they did descend because God always did intend for Hermburgers to be a guy's best friend I once heard it said that diamonds were a girl's best friend but of course it's hot dogs that are a girl's best friend

RIDERS TO THE STARS (WRIT: Sukman/Pober) Riders to the stars, that is what we are Everytime we kiss in the night Jupiter and Mars aren't very far anytime you're holding me tight Your embrace changed time and place hurled in space, wowee and now we're whirling past the moon far away from earth just the way I dreamed love would be Riders to the stars are we

I'M BORED WHEN I'M ALONE I'm bored when I'm alone I cannot use the phone There is no one to call I'm staring at the wall There is no one about I wish I could go out There is nowhere to go It's a bleak scenario "Oh, I've been sitting here for hours...I don't know what to do...what can I do...I don't know what to do..." I'm bored when I'm alone Fun is seldom known Everything needs done It is so unfun There's nothing here to do I know that this is true "It feels like an hour has gone by...but the hands on the clock haven't moved...This is no fun...what will I do here all by myself?" I'm bored when I'm alone There isn't any tone there's silence all around There isn't any sound There is no one to talk I never hear a knock No one's been here in years I can't believe my ears This quiet drives me mad It makes me wish I had Someone here with me then bored I wouldn't be "It is still the same night...I am still sitting in the same spot...I don't know what to do...I wish I had something to do..."

I GOT DRUNK AT CHUCK E. CHEESE I got drunk at Chuck E. Cheese on several of their bland chablis I got drunk at Chuck E. Cheese and I was asked to leave I just wanted to know how their wine would taste but I ended up so very faced I guess you could say that I got trashed but you also could say that I got smashed Chuck E. Cheese is a talking mouse and that kind of makes sense when you are soused All I wanted was to cut loose but I went to far and got totally juiced I wish I could've helped Nicole when her mom got lost But I wasn't worth a damn cuz I got tossed I sat down right in front of my plate and I was so messed up that my pizza tasted great I thought of Scott Zodiack when I was wasted When I saw the puppet's mustache so badly pasted I got up on stage, I was pretty tipsy people started throwing tokens but most of them missed me You don't know what it's like unless you are plastered when a 6 foot mouse calls you a bastard he might not have hit me if he hadn't been goaded but that's just how I am when I get loaded it's no surprise that I got booted cuz my brain was so chabli-polluted

JANE, ONLY YOU CAN CURE THIS PAIN Jane, only you can cure this pain (2x) The pain of being alone when I don't need to be the pain of being alone, you're not here with me The pain of saying these things with nobody near The pain of saying these things and nobody's here The pain I'm feeling inside it won't go away The pain I'm feeling inside, I'll feel everyday

KENNY JOE GOT HIS EYE FIXED Kenny Joe got his eye fixed, uh-huh Kenny Joe got his eye fixed, oh yeah Kenny Joe got his eye fixed I didn't know that it was Kenny Joe When I saw him it was a guessing game I didn't even remember his name cuz he just didn't look the same it didn't look like Kenny Joe Our friends all have to agree he looks a little bit like Chef-Boy-R-Dee and to a much much lesser degree He still looks like Kenny Joe Well he looks a lot happier now when he's out there pulling the plow we're gonna ask him now to take a bow Take a bow now, Kenny Joe

THIS TORTURED SOUL Sitting uncomfortably in a hard easy chair I've got nothing to do, but no time to spare I'm busy trying to keep track of all that I lack making a list as big as your fist and as wide as your smile I want to fly, but all I do is land when I get over it, then I'll understand I can't be your friend cuz my head is cut off looks like I am not whole without this tortured soul.

WHATEVER Whatever...I don't care anymore Whatever...I don't care anymore It doesn't matter I don't know what for Whatever...I don't care anymore I guess I've hurt myself today I guess I'll want to hurt myself I guess I'll probably want to cry I guess I'll probably want to die I feel like I don't like myself I feel like I'm not good enough I feel like I don't want to think I feel like I don't want to live I don't want to share this with the world but I can't get this mood ring off

MY DINNER WITH ANDRE My dinner with Andre was the very best dinner of all (2x) I never ate so well as I did that day (2x) We ordered the fried up fish steak we each had a chocolate milk shake that gave us an ice cream headache and yet we went on to partake of the frosted sponge cake and the first piece of chicken was the best piece of chicken the first piece of chicken was the best piece of chicken the first piece of chicken was the best piece of chicken, uh-huh I even got a little mint when it was all over!

KISS AND TELL C'mon baybee! C'mon baybee! Won't you play me a game of kiss and tell! (2x) The first thing I do in kiss and tell is I kiss you the whole night through The next thing I do in kiss and tell is I tell you that I love you - tell you that I love you

I MAKE THE RULES HERE You stomped the floor like Rasputin everything I said, you were refutin' you would not believe the date of demise flying off the handle over the lack of supplies this is the day that you can dance and clap and sing even though the message doesn't mean a thing you were pounding on a table while teling a story of all of these things I took an inventory but I don't care, I don't care cuz I make the rules here

KID TOUGH TOYS Kid tough toys - were meant to be broken by girls and boys (2x) The shelves were lined with a load of plastic crap packaged up real pretty with an inch of shrinking wrap a plethora of junk and all it does is suck imaginations run wild with a ten-dollar truck you can bust anything if you use enough force get out of the way and let nature take it's course do what you want just make sure it makes you happy cuz we can't afford to have you feeling crappy After some abuse all the parts are coming loose it looks a lot like something from a book by Dr. Seuss It cost a little cash but it's worthless in a flash now put it where it should have been with all the other trash don't put it out of reach stop living in a dream don't treat a party favor like some gold that doesn't gleam just like doing dishes you're bound to break a cup if you wanna have some fun you gotta fuck shit up

OH MY TOE OH! My toe, my toe I never thought a book could hurt you so (2x) When the book hit my toe, then I was filled with woe (2x) It's not gonna be a good day for me (2x) "ooh my bunion"

SHE RUINED EVERYTHING Whatever was there it ain't there now everyone's got to suffer somehow (2x) Just like breaking that lamp you hated it feels like something's been amputated like a man who lost his arm but still can feel it something is gone, something's gone wrong she ruined everything for her she ruined everything for me she ruined everything, she ruined everything (2x)

WHERE ARE MY COLORED PENCILS? Where the hell are my colored pencils now? (2x) Cuz I'm tired of everything being in black and white I want to color all the pictures and make everything all right