Songs from the CATS IN OUR BACKYARD comp

GREAT GAL She's a really great gal yeah she's a really great pal (2x) Great, great, a great gal (2x) She's the greatest thing since sliced bread she's the greatest thing since bread!

I MUST ASK MYSELF Don't cry, dry your eye don't try to be louder than me oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (2x) woooo yeah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah, well yeah I'm feeling pretty alright hey baybee how bout yourself? It's just me and the tv I'm watching herself the elf, alright hey baybee I can't handle you no one could hold a candle to you but then I must ask myself who would wanna hold a candle? yeah. Not me.

songs from the ACU-PUNK-TURE comp

EAT YOUR MEAT (THAT FELL ON THE FLOOR) We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funnee don't feed me that, give it to a damn bunny you're making a meal into a chore now eat your meat that fell on the floor the linoleum is covered with meat! Use your mouth now, not your feet! you finish that you're gonna get more now eat your meat that fell on the floor Yow! You pick that up or you'll lick the pan eat your fucking meat you girly man what you throw that meat for? now eat your meat that fell on the floor! Yeah!

MR. MAILMAN I wonder how the mailman got his job when he could pick from so many careers our mailman's not like the postmaster general he's more like Cliff on the TV show Cheers Mr. Mailman, Mr. Mailman! Mr. Mailman, Mr. Mailman! Hey mister! Mr. Mailman damnit take this letter you never take it and it's starting to upset her wrote you a note and it wasn't hard to miss we know you read it cuz you wrote "Take this!" Please Mr. Postman, get out of the rain "The French Toastman" is a song by Fred Laine His Hitite Hotshots, man, they really jam but Mr. Mailman is not in that band This song is making no sense in fact it's making no money at all I'm going camping in the present tents I'll sing this line in a southern drawl

otherwise unavailable songs from LIVE AT THE UNDERGROUND

MY BEST FRIEND IS SPEAK 'N MATH™ (lyrics: Sheila Petroskey) I might not have too many friends, I might not be too popular Everyone makes fun of me but I just see a blur cuz I have the best friend in the world we never fight I have the best friend in the world he's Speak 'N Math, yeah cuz he can talk, he can sing, he can do almost anything except walk and he's so great cuz he can say...(electronics) and it's really fun cuz we can play school together thought that's all he wants to play and then he can say...(electronics) how could you have a best friend how could you have a best friend in this world? cuz he's the best friend in the world they'll make fun of me no more that I don't have any friends because I have him he's my best friend, my only friend, my only best friend, he's my only friend in the world