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TRACK
LISTINGS AND ALBUM COVERS 2006-1991 |
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MEDICALLY
NECESSARY
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If
You Choose
Rock 'n
Roll
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Wine
Coolers
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Pay
For Your
Tacos
Quickly
and Securely
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Look
Before
You Leap
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Robot
Armor
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Love
Triangle
Point
A
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Hentai
is XXXpensive
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The
Devil's
in Love
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What
a Meal
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There's
a Dog on
the Rug |
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Up
For Grabs
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Blackout
(Stooges
Version) |
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Love
Triangle
Point B |
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5-HTP
Nation |
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More
Time For
MySpace |
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This
is My Bedroom |
| Steve
Austin Ripped
Off Bigfoot's
Arm |
| I
Second That
Emoticon |
| You
Wish I Were
a Nympho |
| Love
Triangle Point
C |
| Gimme
Another Petit-Four |
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If You Choose
Rock 'n
Roll
(Reprise) |
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I PUNCH YOU!
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| STAIN
STICK |
| CHILD
BEATING BASTARD |
| BEINHAUER
MORTUARY |
| GIVE
ME STRENGTH |
| BOOTLEG
PRICE PROTEST
SONG |
| CHANGE
MY CLOTHES
AND BRUSH MY
TEETH |
| WE
LOVE COMPUTERS |
| SWEAR
WORD PEOPLE |
| IN
POSSESSION
OF MY POOP |
| SHH...IT
WAS A BRATWURST |
| I'M
SEEING DOGS
NOW |
| HERE
COMES MY HEART |
| ME,
LET'S HOPE
I MAKE IT |
| DO
IT, DAMNIT |
| GRANDMA
GAVE IT TO
ME |
| SECRET
OF THE MUMMY |
| COOPER'S
FARM |
| COMPROMISING
POSITION |
| YOU'RE
THE LITTLE
ONE |
| LINING
THE NUMBERS
UP |
| THE
ELECTRIC CHAIR |
| I'M
STILL BEHIND
LASANGA |
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THE MESS OF WEIRD PAUL
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| PUMPKIN
ON WHEELS |
| PUNCHLINE |
| THE
STORY OF LARRY
THE DICK |
| MOUTH
ORGAN PIECE |
| I'M
GONNA HIT MY
HAND INTO YOUR
BODY |
| REALISTIC |
| HELLO
SWEET CHILD |
| SHARK
IN THE BATHTUB |
| CONCERTO
FOR GUITAR |
| FIVE-DAY
OUTLOOK |
| LOVE
DEFINED BY
LEONARD MALTIN |
| STEP
TEST |
| DON'T
SPILL THE BEANS |
| 2
CLICHES ------------OPERATION |
| I
WISH I WAS
DEAD |
| BIG
IDIOT |
| SQUSSH & SQUEEZE
FISH |
| THE
MASK ----------I
COVER MY EYES |
| THE
CIRCLE AND
THE WORDS |
| BIG
STAR |
| TAKE
THIS JOB AND
SHOVE IT |
| PASTARONI |
| IN
THE BLEACHERS |
| CIGARETTE
BUTTS |
| CLUELESS |
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2001
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| CAR
WRECK (CAKE) |
| DYNAMITE
PINK LADY! |
| KISS
ME MONSTER |
| X
SAYS KZZZ |
| GET
A GRIP ON YOUR
MIND |
| HOPE
FOR THE BEST |
| 2,000
MILES |
| VOICE
MAIL |
| AKA
CASSIUS CLAY |
| HERMBURGERS
(ARE A GUY'S
BEST FRIEND) |
| RIDERS
TO THE STARS |
| I'M
BORED WHEN
I'M ALONE |
| I
GOT DRUNK AT
CHUCK E. CHEESE |
| JANE,
ONLY YOU CAN
CURE THIS PAIN |
| KENNY
JOE GOT HIS
EYE FIXED |
| THIS
TORTURED SOUL |
| WHATEVER |
| MY
DINNER WITH
ANDRE |
| KISS
AND TELL |
| I
MAKE THE RULES
HERE |
| KID
TOUGH TOYS |
| OH
MY TOE |
| SHE
RUINED EVERYTHING |
| WHERE
ARE MY COLORED
PENCILS? |
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YOUR FAVORITE GUM
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| PLEASE
DON'T BREAK
MY ATARI |
| YOUR
FAVORITE GUM |
| ONE-WOMAN
CRIME SPREE |
| WELL,
YEAH |
| PRETTY
GIRLS DON'T
PERSPIRE |
| HAVE
A GOOD FUNERAL,
MY FRIEND |
| SPADER'S
BIKE IS TWISTED |
| MAN
OBSESSED |
| I
WASTED MY MASTERBALL
ON FREAKIN'
GOLDEEN |
| MEET
JOHN DOE |
| AM
I ONLY SLEEPING? |
| THESE
BROWNIES SUCK! |
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THE DAME THAT DROVE ME
NUTS
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| S&M
JEN |
| HALLOWEEN
NIGHT |
| DON'T
WASTE YOUR
ENERGY |
| MY
CAT EATS MOTHS |
| ALL
YOU DO IS EAT |
| IF
I SAID YOU
HAD A BEAUTIFUL
BODY, WOULD
YOU HOLD IT
AGAINST ME |
| THE
EXPANDING TRAY |
| LOWER
CASE n |
| TURN
MY BRAIN OFF |
| RIVER
OF NO RETURN |
| LEAVE
ME ALONE, DO
IT YOURSELF
AND BUZZ OFF |
| TRY
THE CHRISTMAS
DRINK! |
| LOW
END OF THE
CAKE |
| MY
MIDGET MAKES
ME MAD |
| BED-IN-A-BAG |
| NOSTALGIA
MADE ME SHED
A TEAR |
| BLUE
DENIM |
| YOU'RE
A JERK |
| NUDE
FOR SATAN |
| GREYHOUND
BUS |
| HALF
OF THE DAMNED |
| CHINESE
GHOST STORY |
| I
FEEL LIKE I'M
GONNA CRY,
BUT I FEEL
KINDA HAPPY |
| THE
CHEAP DETECTIVE |
| ALL
MY LOVE FOREVER |
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THE BLAZING BULKHEADS
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| LOOK!
I'M IN LOVE |
| HUMAN
EYE |
| FUN
GUY WITH FUNGI |
| I
SHOULDN'T'VE
BOUGHT THIS
MAGAZINE |
| THE
DATE |
| ATTACK
OF THE 50 FT.
WOMAN |
| DREADED
GLAUCOMA TEST |
| BEES
ARE IN YOUR
POP |
| SMALL
CASH PRIZE |
| I
DROPPED MY
ALMOND JOY
BAR |
| SUCKING
CHEST WOUND |
| I
FAILED MY PERMIT
TEST |
| WHO
LOVES THE SUN |
| COLD
DRINKS |
| LISTENING
TO YOUR HEART |
| I
MUST ASK MYSELF |
| I
CAN'T TALK
TO GIRLS |
| BENDY-NECK |
| DAGNABBIT |
| 950-PAIN |
| POPCORN
BALL FROM HEAVEN |
| I'M
STRAIGHT |
| MONOPOLY
GOD |
| THE
THING WITH
TWO HEADS |
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THE PROLIFERATION OF
MATTER
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| HUMAN
EYE |
| ESCAPE
THE SNEAKY
PIEMAN |
| WATERMELON |
| DEATH
CARRIES A CANE |
| I
WISH I WAS
A FISH |
| THE
MAN WHO KNEW
TOO MUCH |
| ROBIN
HOOD |
| MISS
SUNNY HEAD |
| CHEESEGRATER
FACE |
| I'M
GONNA BREAK
EVERY BONE
IN YOUR BODY |
| BENDY-NECK |
| THE
WEEK I BRUSH
MY TEETH |
| LONG
DISTANCE DISCONNECTION |
| BLACKOUT
(QUEEN VERSION) |
| I
HAVE NO DICK |
| I
HATE THE BLOODY
QUEEN |
| RALPHIE
ATE THE SANDWICH |
| MADE
IN TAIWAN |
| IT
IS A VIOLATION
OF FEDERAL
LAW TO ASSAULT
A POSTAL EMPLOYEE
DURING WORKING
HOURS |
| I
GOT FIRED FROM
SILO |
| WHAT
CAN I SAY?
_____________________NIGHT
SHIFT |
| A
CLOCKWORK BANANA |
| THEY
CAME FROM BEYOND
SPACE |
| VENUS
IN FURS______________________
HOT DOG WITH
THE HAMBURGER
HEAD |
| SOMETIMES
I TELL ON HIM |
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BEST SLED EVER
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| EMERGENCY |
| FUN
IN ACAPULCO |
| SOY
TONI COMMERCIAL |
| I
DIED 1,000
TIMES |
| DISGUSTING
FISH |
| ABNORMAL
BRAIN |
| KNUCKLEHEAD |
| MEMORIAL
DAY WEEKEND |
| I
DON'T WANNA
THINK ABOUT
POKING ANYTHING
IN MY BELLYBUTTON |
| NASTY
TRICKS TO FOOL
YOUR FRIENDS |
| MARDI
GRAS |
| WHY
GIVE US CANDY? |
| COLD
DRINKS |
| TIRED
OF LIFE |
| KEN
SHETTERLY'S
CHAINSAW |
| ICKY
PILL FACE |
| THE
MAD BOMBER |
| HE
CAUGHT IT |
| SMALL
CASH PRIZE |
| I
COULDN'T GET
THE KEYMAKER
TO WORK |
| I
SOLD MY DIPLOMA |
| LET'S
GO APESHIT |
| I'M
GONNA GO TO
HAWAII |
| THING
WITH 2 HEADS |
| BLATBACK___________OLD
ICE CREAM |
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LO FIDELITY, HI ANXIETY
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| WHAT
I'M GONNA DO
TO YOU |
| DREADED
GLAUCOMA TEST |
| MY
HEAD'S ON FIRE |
| TOM
ATE A BANANA |
| ATTACK
OF THE 50 FT.
WOMAN |
| LISTENING
TO YOUR HEART |
| FEEDING
SQUIRRELS FIRE |
| NOT
OF THIS WORLD |
| POOR
LITTLE FLY |
| KNOCK
PEOPLE OVER |
| ACTING
LIKE MEL TORME |
| BLACKOUT
(KING KONG
VERSION) |
| WHALIN'
THE SHIT OUT
OF GUYS |
| SCOTT
BAIO WAS SEEN
AT THE PINK
DOT CONVIENCE
STORE BUYING
12 CANS OF
TUNA AND A
CARTON OF CIGARETTES |
| I
WENT TO CHINATOWN |
| MIKEL
E. '99 |
| PIECE
OF MEAT IN
THE TANG |
| GIMME
YOUR LUNCH
MONEY |
| COULD
WE BE SO BORED |
| PANDAMONIUM |
| MY
FATHER'S TOE |
| SIMULATED
WOOD |
| ONCE
IN A BLUE MOON |
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titles of the songs on
Paul's tapes from 1990-1987
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TRACK LISTINGS AND ALBUM COVERS 1987-1991
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